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MY BELOVED,

Please read this slowly and carefully, as it may be one of the most important emails you will ever get.

I am Mrs. Rose Culley from Greece. When my late husband was alive, he deposited a fixed sum of Ј6.3 Million pounds which is now dormant.

My Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to cancer problem. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to better the lives of the less privileged. I need honest and trust worthy individual that will utilize this money in accordance with my instruction.

I want the funds to be used in funding religious organizations, orphanages and less privileged propagating the word of God. I took this decision because I don’t have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are very unkind to me and I don’t want my husbands hard earned money to be misused. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of my Attorney in London. For legitimacy, he will also issue you a letter of authority that will empower you as the new-beneficiary of this fund. I want you to always pray for me, any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for another individual for this same purpose. Please write to my private email roseculley.mrs@gmail.com.

Thanks,

Yours sincerely,

Rose A. Culley

Hurry up and answer me before I die of…death

Dear Beloved,

My name is Barbara S. Jeter.I am writing this mail to you with heavy tears In my eyes and great sorrow in my heart because my Doctor told me that I will die in three months time, due to the complication of the esophageal cancer I was diagnosed. Base on this development I want to will my money which is deposited in a Bank to you. I contacted you as to assist me, use the Money to build charity organization. I would want you to keep 20% of the funds to yourself and dispatch the rest to orphanage / charity organizations. I grew up as an Orphan and i dont have anybody/family member to take care of my wealth. The total money in question is $8,000,000-00 Million United States Dollars. I will provide you with other information, once you indicate your willingness to assist me fulfill my wish before my death.

Best Regards,

Mrs. Barbara Jeter.

I HAVE A BUSINESS PROPOSAL FOR YOU

Attens:
Firstly, I must solicit your confidence in this transaction; this is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and top secret. Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day.
Let me start by first introducing myself properly to you. It may surprise you receiving this letter from me, since there was no previous correspondence between us. My name is Dr/Barrister Smith Crespo, a personal Attorney to Late Mr. Fred Brennan who died in the Madrid train bombing of 11 March 2004.
My purpose of contacting you is for you to help me and secure the funds left behind by my late client, to avoid it being confiscated or declared unclaimed by the Bank, the fund valued $9.500, 000.00(Nine Million, Five Hundred Thousand US dollars) deposited by my late client before he passed away on the 11th March 2004, living the fund with no Will.
The Bank has issued me a final notice to contact his relative’s/ the next of kin or else the account will be declared unserviceable and the fund will be diverted to the Bank treasury, So far all my efforts to get a hold of some one related to my late client has been in vain. Hence, I have decided to look for a reliable person. I am actually asking for your consent to present you to the Bank as the Next of Kin, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to your account.
All the legal documentations to back up our claim as my client’s next of Kin, I shall provide them. All I require from you is your full confidential co-operation to enable us achieve this transaction.
I wish to point out that I want 20% of this money to be shared among the Charity Organizations, while the remaining 80% is shared equally between us. This transaction is entirely risk free. I will use my position as the client’s personal attorney to guarantee the successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested, please contact me via Tel: +34-634 113 129,  Fax: +34-911 414 360 or E-mail drcresposmith@lawyer.com upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand more on this transaction.
The intended transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you and me from any breach of the law. However, if this business proposal offends your moral ethics, please do accept my sincere apology.
If on the contrary you wish to achieve this goal with me, kindly get back to me with your interest for further explanations.

Sincerely,

A. Fool

Lucrative Business Proposal

Good Day To You My Friend.

It is understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive because you do not know me but I have a lucrative business proposal of mutual interest to share with you. I got your reference in my search for someone who suits my proposed business relationship.

I am Mr. William Leung Wing Cheung a South Korean, happily married with children; i work as an Executive Director of Hang Seng Bank Ltd, Head of Personal Banking. I have a confidential business suggestion for you. I will need you to assist me in executing a business project from Hong Kong to your country. It involves the transfer of a large sum of money. Everything concerning this transaction shall be legally done without hitch. Please endeavour to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue.

Once the funds have been successfully transferred into your account, we shall share in the ratio to be agreed by both of us. I will prefer you reach me on my private email address below (jpwilliamcheung@yahoo.cn) and finally after that I shall furnish you with more information’s about this operation. Should you be interested, please forward the following to me urgently:

1. Full names
2. Occupation
3. Private phone number
4. Current contact address

Please if you are not interested delete this email and do not hunt me because I am putting my career and the life of my family at stake with this venture. Although nothing ventured is nothing gained.

Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.

-Some guy in South Korea

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We will be in Canada, California, New Mexico, Iowa, Wisconsin, Michigan, Connecticut, Massachusetts, New York, Maine, and North Carolina performing our unique family show at fairs, festivals, amusement parks, theaters, churches, and ball games.
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